I’m hoping to use my response to a recent comment on an old blog post (I know, they’re all old here) as a springboard to reinvigorate my latterly distinctly unbloggy ways. Down with dormancy! (more…)
12 May 2010 Wed
Reports of my death…blah blah blah
Posted by pannonica under Life, Optimism(!), Panniverse™ | Tags: blogging, EEG, resuscitation, Scott Gustafson. Peter Pan, tinker bell, tinkerbell |[6] Comments
10 Sep 2009 Thu
I’m nearly certain I’m going to resume blogging soon. The tides are lapping at the shore.
05 Jul 2009 Sun
Suffixation
Posted by pannonica under Categorized, English Usage | Tags: Aaron, Ben MacIntyre, books, Buster Keaton, Christopher Walken, Edgar Allan Poe, eponyms, Franz Kafka, Gene Wilder, Hal Willner, Horacio Catellanos Moya, Huldrych Zwingli, Ralph Steadman, Random House, Roberto Bolaño, Russell Banks, Times of London, Wayne Kramer |[11] Comments
I recently read a strange and disturbing little book. I tend to be attracted to strange and disturbing books, little or othersized. This one, however, I’m not entirely sure about. It’s called Senselessness, and it’s written by Horacio Castellanos Moya. How could I resist a 142-page novella with glowing blurbs from Roberto Bolaño (author of the widely acclaimed 2666) and Russell Banks, the former evoking Buster Keaton and the latter referencing Franz Kafka? Here’s the synopsis from the flyleaf (yes, this paperback edition has an actual flyleaf! It’s akin to finding a triangular vent window on a new car!):
An alcoholic, atheist, sex-obsessed writer finds himself employed by the Catholic Church (an institution he loathes) to edit the testimonies of the survivors of slaughtered Indian villages. The writer’s job is to tidy up the 1,100 page report: “that was what my work was all about, cleaning up and giving a manicure to the Catholic hands that were piously getting ready to squeeze the balls of the military tiger.” Mesmerized by the eerie poetry of the Indians’ phrases, the increasingly agitated and frightened writer is endangered twice over: by the spell exerted over his somewhat tenuous sanity by the strangely beautiful heart-rending voices, and by real danger. The Church is hunting the military, but the military is still in charge of the country, and our booze-soaked writer is soon among the hunted – or is he paranoid? Or is he paranoid and one of the hunted?
25 Jun 2009 Thu
“Everyone goes South, every now and then”
Posted by pannonica under Litterbox Clumps, music | Tags: confession, Fox News, Gotan Project, Koxmoz, Mark Sanford, Mi confesión, tango |1 Comment
It’s kind of cute how Fox has these little ‘oopses’ every now and again, especially when it’s suspiciously convenient (although laughably obvious) to their agenda. Many have pointed out the network’s recent ‘inadvertent’ party affiliation misidentification of South Carolina governor Mark Sanford after his return from extramartial affairs in Argentina and I don’t have much to add.
You see, I’m just using his prodigality as an excuse for a quick filler post and another fun, apropos song to share. Today’s multimedia tie-in is…
19 Jun 2009 Fri
It’s a Small World After All
Posted by pannonica under film, heads up, technology, Uncategorized | Tags: ArnarBi, bastien, berrocal, comelade, Coraline, Eiffel Tower, Keith Loutit, liebezeit, oblique sessions, Ray Harryhausen, smallgantics, Sydney, tilt-shift, vimeo |[3] Comments
First thing, I assure you that I will not be including audio of that cloying song from the Disneyland/world/place/spot ride. The one that everyone loves to hate. I do hope that something appropriate occurs to me by the time I finish the post, because I’m really enjoying adding the audio tie-ins.
This isn’t exactly groundbreaking material in the on-line universe (I first encountered the phenomenon last November), but it’s been infesting my thoughts lately, so I may as well write about it.
07 Jun 2009 Sun
Only … in … America (part 1 of ∞)
Posted by pannonica under Only in America, Things Not to Step In | Tags: blueberries, breakfast, chocolate chips, Food, frozen food, jimmy dean, sausage, serving size, skewers, sticks |[9] Comments
These are, I do not jest, categorized by the Jimmy Dean company as “Flapsticks.” It’s just so many kinds of wrong.
26 May 2009 Tue
I’ll tell you what I really really want…
Posted by pannonica under ideasign, Panniverse™, shopping | Tags: furniture, Marie Galant, rosewood, spice girls, trunk, vanity |[14] Comments
I wouldn’t describe myself as a particularly spiritual person, but by the other side of the same token I would neither call myself overly materialistic. With this disclaimer in hand and just as quickly out of my hand, in the company of pigs in pokes and cats out of bags, I want to share a deep, dark secret with you, my devoted, beloved, Dear Reader(s).
Sometimes, in my lowest hours, I know, I just know, gripped in the surety of despair, that possessing a certain item will bring limitless joy to my poor, impoverished existence. More often than not, the item is the same thing, recurring in my visions and haunting my adumbrant days. What could this most fabulous of objects (apologies to Time Bandits) be, you ask? Some splendiferous jewel? A sportscar so sexy one needs to reenact childbirth in reverse just to get inside it? A housecat who can clean her own litterbox, run the coffee machine and make fabu martinis? No, none of those. (more…)