is it my fault that can’t find your quasi-hidden easter eggs? you have to put them in plain sight for iddy-ots like moi. (showcasing foreign language skills again)
You know we’re just going to get together and talk about you, CWG — spare yourself the worry of what we’re saying and join us!
I cannot think of any occasion where I have met someone I know from online that I’ve taken the time to get to know who did not end up: a) being just like I imagined them, but cooler in person; and b) a total BFF! I’m as insecure as you are because I know I appear to be much thinner and have a less squeaky voice online, but I guarantee you it will be fine! Really!
don’t think i haven’t noticed that you have not commented on my last two posts on my blog. what? after leaving 24 comments on wednesday, you decide that’s enough for the week? ahha.
ps. i don’t feel like going to BBB. i’ll go tomorrow.
I just didn’t have anything to say about either of them. Wasn’t even comfortable voting. But then again I’m contrarily non-participatory (i.e., not entering those contest-thingys).
CyWyGy: package I sent you was returned to me; took so long because of various unsavory mitigating factors (clarification: nothing about the package was unsavory).
I’m going to sleep for one hour and then re-starting my day at 5:oopm all over again. Just thought you’d want to know. Please come over and reset all my clocks to A.M. so I am fooled into thinking the last 12 hours never happened. K thx bye!
My e-mail service is flakier than I am. It’s so often down. I don’t know why I stay in the relationship; it’s like battered woman syndrome. I can give you a different one that’s more reliable.
I keep looking at the little group of “doodle” badges (RSS, StumbleUpon, Technorati, and Facebook) at the top of the widget sidebar and all I can see is “STFU”.
oh, and thanks for your brainy help with my live buttons. yer sooo smart! love it. any other tidbits you’d care to share? and hey, where’s my BIO?!?!?!
I do. Well, it’s a separate page rather than a post, but yes. I already have Life After Genius courtesy of B’L’inker. As for the other two, they have a bit much in the knee-up department. The Scottoline is definitely out, the Megan McCaffery is borderline. I’ll consider it. I’m such a stickler.
Oh wow. I totally missed that the cover of the Jen Lancaster book Pretty in Plaid was just stockinged legs from right about the knees down. Right you are and it goes in the shindiggy collection.
Okay, here’s the thing. I have never ever smoked anything in my life and hate tobacco and I think the beats were loser/poseurs. Other than that, the characterization is ok. Except for the white lipstick (white?!?). Don’t own a beret either. But aside from those minor details, I suppose so. Kind of.
How can you be sure it was every single one? Tip: if you spell haircut correctly, as a single compound word, you can’t really make that joke. It works in spoken conversation only.
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09 Nov 2008 Sun at 9:52 pm
is it my fault that can’t find your quasi-hidden easter eggs? you have to put them in plain sight for iddy-ots like moi. (showcasing foreign language skills again)
and i’m NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!! yay.
09 Nov 2008 Sun at 10:50 pm
It’s totally your fault, CyWyGy. In fact it’s your fault other people don’t click on them either. Somehow.
10 Nov 2008 Mon at 7:39 pm
gee, now you sound like my boss. i feel right at home here.
10 Nov 2008 Mon at 9:58 pm
YO Yo YO! Numba four in da HOUSE!
11 Nov 2008 Tue at 4:06 pm
la la la…i’m procrastinating.
12 Nov 2008 Wed at 8:53 pm
oopsie. sorry about the typo. all FIXED. mwaa haa haa.
12 Nov 2008 Wed at 10:01 pm
did YOU ditch me?
12 Nov 2008 Wed at 10:08 pm
Maybe.
12 Nov 2008 Wed at 10:47 pm
meanie. now i have a complex. who will listen to my lament?
13 Nov 2008 Thu at 12:30 pm
Sorry I’m running late, did I miss the monthly PMS bloat/crying jag/bitchfest activity?
13 Nov 2008 Thu at 12:57 pm
MreeeeEEEEOW!!! Hhhhhheeeeeeeeeeiiiiisssss…
>>swat swatswat<<
13 Nov 2008 Thu at 11:30 pm
man you people are HARSH. curl, just agree to meet w/ them in PERSON already – and spare us all the angst.
13 Nov 2008 Thu at 11:54 pm
nevah! i don’t want to disappoint the natives. what if we all get together and hate each other? or if we have nothing to talk about?
how about you three clowns get together and let me know how it goes.
mwa ha ha.
14 Nov 2008 Fri at 11:56 am
You know we’re just going to get together and talk about you, CWG — spare yourself the worry of what we’re saying and join us!
I cannot think of any occasion where I have met someone I know from online that I’ve taken the time to get to know who did not end up: a) being just like I imagined them, but cooler in person; and b) a total BFF! I’m as insecure as you are because I know I appear to be much thinner and have a less squeaky voice online, but I guarantee you it will be fine! Really!
14 Nov 2008 Fri at 8:18 pm
why are we discussing this like it might actually happen? as if panny would ever show her face. ha.
14 Nov 2008 Fri at 8:32 pm
It could happen!
14 Nov 2008 Fri at 8:57 pm
don’t think i haven’t noticed that you have not commented on my last two posts on my blog. what? after leaving 24 comments on wednesday, you decide that’s enough for the week? ahha.
ps. i don’t feel like going to BBB. i’ll go tomorrow.
14 Nov 2008 Fri at 9:02 pm
I just didn’t have anything to say about either of them. Wasn’t even comfortable voting. But then again I’m contrarily non-participatory (i.e., not entering those contest-thingys).
17 Nov 2008 Mon at 7:29 am
killjoy.
17 Nov 2008 Mon at 1:01 pm
There is now exactly one photograph of me extant on the dub-dub-dub.
As far as I know.
18 Nov 2008 Tue at 3:00 pm
I wish I could put the photo icons in the Galerie des Rogues in two columns.
20 Nov 2008 Thu at 3:41 am
Dish-bombing scheduled for Thursday?
CyWyGy: package I sent you was returned to me; took so long because of various unsavory mitigating factors (clarification: nothing about the package was unsavory).
20 Nov 2008 Thu at 8:35 am
stop trying to send me anthrax. thanks.
20 Nov 2008 Thu at 8:57 am
Extended clarification: nothing about the contents of the package was unsavory either.
21 Nov 2008 Fri at 11:40 am
HEY! What the HELL is a DISH BOMBING?! And WHY WAS I NOT INVITED??!!
PS: Pans I need your address. Carrie’s too, please & Thank you!
PPS: I am going to be in NYC in 2 weeks if any one is around.
21 Nov 2008 Fri at 1:40 pm
I am sick. I am so sick I sound like a MAN..
21 Nov 2008 Fri at 1:41 pm
And the bird is glued to my HEAD. Every time I try to pry her off she gets tangled in my hair and starts griping and trying to bite me. Ughhhh…
I am tired of feeling like doodie and being pooped on.
How’s your day going?
23 Nov 2008 Sun at 11:00 am
should i eat cookies for breakfast? yes or [no] (circle one)
27 Nov 2008 Thu at 10:47 pm
My Sisyphean hill is getting steeper, or maybe the boulder is getting denser. It’s one or the other, but not both.
28 Nov 2008 Fri at 3:47 pm
well, i can only hope your boulder rolling doesn’t last for an eternity. glad you semi-back. missed ewe.
28 Nov 2008 Fri at 6:35 pm
At the moment it apparently is.
I can be maddeningly vague, I know. Sorry.
03 Dec 2008 Wed at 10:05 am
THIS VAGUENESS IS SO THICK I CAN CUT IT W/ A KNIFE> I WANT CLARITY!!!!
What do we want? CLARITY!
When do we want it? NOW!
03 Dec 2008 Wed at 7:59 pm
Cartoon from this week’s New Yorker.
03 Dec 2008 Wed at 11:13 pm
you’ve had enough time off. now get back to the bloggy grind.
05 Dec 2008 Fri at 7:54 am
grr. so 12/3 was just another false start. i guess you’re not back yet. boo.
15 Dec 2008 Mon at 11:33 pm
i didn’t send you a holiday card because i have no idea where to send it. consider yourself ‘wished a happy holiday’.
15 Dec 2008 Mon at 11:33 pm
oh, and today is my sister’s birthday in case you wanted to know. she’s 32. i’m 34. we’re getting old. i really don’t like it.
29 Dec 2008 Mon at 3:06 pm
hi.
09 Jan 2009 Fri at 8:56 pm
[scribble, scribble]
20 Jan 2009 Tue at 4:00 pm
I’m going to sleep for one hour and then re-starting my day at 5:oopm all over again. Just thought you’d want to know. Please come over and reset all my clocks to A.M. so I am fooled into thinking the last 12 hours never happened. K thx bye!
25 Jan 2009 Sun at 10:27 am
dude..’sup with your email? i sent you a message and it got bounced back twice. hellooooo?
25 Jan 2009 Sun at 12:36 pm
My e-mail service is flakier than I am. It’s so often down. I don’t know why I stay in the relationship; it’s like battered woman syndrome. I can give you a different one that’s more reliable.
26 Jan 2009 Mon at 8:07 am
goodie. please do so.
26 Jan 2009 Mon at 2:40 pm
Well, it’s working again for the moment.
19 Feb 2009 Thu at 10:41 pm
Live from my bed (and iphone), it’s ME! I’m sick. Send pity.
15 Mar 2009 Sun at 8:34 pm
I keep looking at the little group of “doodle” badges (RSS, StumbleUpon, Technorati, and Facebook) at the top of the widget sidebar and all I can see is “STFU”.
15 Mar 2009 Sun at 10:36 pm
oh, and thanks for your brainy help with my live buttons. yer sooo smart! love it. any other tidbits you’d care to share? and hey, where’s my BIO?!?!?!
15 Mar 2009 Sun at 10:53 pm
oh, and ‘scrall wawl’? am i just totally unobservant or is this something new?
15 Mar 2009 Sun at 11:17 pm
I made that change when I started the second page, 47 comments ago.
Hmm, tidbits… I hate people who think they’re called ‘titbits.’
16 Mar 2009 Mon at 12:23 pm
Let me rephrase that. I don’t hate the people themselves, I just hate when they do that.
27 Mar 2009 Fri at 3:07 pm
didn’t you have a post about books with feet on the cover? i’m running a special on my book blog sidebar just for you–lots of feet. xoxo
27 Mar 2009 Fri at 4:02 pm
I do. Well, it’s a separate page rather than a post, but yes. I already have Life After Genius courtesy of B’L’inker. As for the other two, they have a bit much in the knee-up department. The Scottoline is definitely out, the Megan McCaffery is borderline. I’ll consider it. I’m such a stickler.
27 Mar 2009 Fri at 8:47 pm
Oh wow. I totally missed that the cover of the Jen Lancaster book Pretty in Plaid was just stockinged legs from right about the knees down. Right you are and it goes in the shindiggy collection.
27 Mar 2009 Fri at 9:59 pm
thankyouverymuch.
16 Apr 2009 Thu at 1:41 pm
okay…your new incarnation is NOTHING like what i imagined. i heart me? a spinning parasol? surely you jest…
in my head you’re donning all black, a beret, cigarette holder firmly planted in your maw, white lipstick, and a copy of ‘howl’ in your paws.
16 Apr 2009 Thu at 7:20 pm
Okay, here’s the thing. I have never ever smoked anything in my life and hate tobacco and I think the beats were loser/poseurs. Other than that, the characterization is ok. Except for the white lipstick (white?!?). Don’t own a beret either. But aside from those minor details, I suppose so. Kind of.
16 Apr 2009 Thu at 7:32 pm
oh, christ. you’re such a woman of mystery. play on.
17 Apr 2009 Fri at 11:30 am
oh…and don’t you know–no white pants before labor day. ahahha.
pnnsz: To that I pay no nevermind.
19 Apr 2009 Sun at 8:20 pm
a TIARA? who are you kidding here, pal?
pnnsz: Tee-hee?
23 May 2009 Sat at 11:33 pm
The new header image depicts fields of tulips growing in The Netherlands. No color enhancements or saturations.
24 May 2009 Sun at 12:08 pm
i was wondering about that…it looks like skittles.
ps. i got a hair cut…well, i actually got ALL of them cut, but you know what i mean.
24 May 2009 Sun at 12:45 pm
How can you be sure it was every single one? Tip: if you spell haircut correctly, as a single compound word, you can’t really make that joke. It works in spoken conversation only.
24 May 2009 Sun at 1:28 pm
Pretty much everything in more than 3 colors looks like Skittles to you, no?
24 May 2009 Sun at 3:23 pm
i like candy.
ps. i broke up haircut so i COULD make my joke. hahahahah.
pps. i hate yardwork.
12 Jun 2009 Fri at 10:42 pm
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
I never imagined a movie could feel like such torture.
13 Jun 2009 Sat at 10:40 am
I had a similar experience watching The Sheltering Sky. Deserts are funny places.
15 Jun 2009 Mon at 10:28 pm
Never seen it – now, never will. THANKS BABE!!
xo
15 Jun 2009 Mon at 10:30 pm
PS: How could anything by Terry Gilliam be soooo bad??