There’s a method here. It isn’t entirely madness. Perhaps method isn’t the proper term. There’s an underlying cohesion, however tenuous it might be.

A prize to the first person who gets all ten.

Contest closes Thursday, 18 Sept 2008 at 11:59 PM GMT -4 (Eastern Daylight Time). Employees of Pannonica Industries L.L.C. ineligible. Since I am an orphan of the universe, no disclaimer for family members is necessary.

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